Friday, December 12, 2014

Oh Oh I’m in trouble now

I decided to write this blog about weaknesses. I noticed while I was looking at this one website my fingers and my keyboard was getting wet so what does that tell me? I’m drooling. I decided to show you pictures which you are going to love and recipes which are going to hate.  You ask me why you do this, because I like to inflict pain. Just joking… After you read this and you’re feeling a little bit queasy, your heart rate rises, you’re starting to drool  and you feel like you are about to black out…call 911… like those commercials on TV about taking a certain pill I am warning you about the symptoms you might feel after you read this blog. Well here they are and please don’t die.

 The Most Stunning Christmas Dessert Recipes Ever

 
Date & Honey Cake

 
Ingredients:

2 and 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon cloves
1/4 teaspoon dried tarragon
1/4 teaspoon allspice
3/4 cup butter, melted
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
4 eggs
1 cup honey
1/4 cup plain yogurt
2 tablespoons spiced rum
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
13 dates, pitted and chopped
 
Cinnamon Orange Glaze:
3 cups powdered sugar
4 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons milk
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon orange extract
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. To make the cake, mix together the flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon, allspice, cloves, and tarragon in a large bowl until blended. Set aside. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, blend together the butter, oil, eggs, and honey at medium speed. Add the yogurt, rum, and vanilla and mix until blended. Gradually add the flour mixture to the bowl, mixing at low speed until just incorporated, taking care not to over mix. Stir in the chopped dates and pour the batter into 3 well-greased and lightly floured 8-inch baking pans. Place in the oven and bake for 30-35 minutes or until set. Remove from the oven and allow to cool for 15 minutes before removing the cake from the pans and placing on a wire rack to cool completely. While the cake is cooling, prepare the glaze. Mix together all of the ingredients with a whisk until smooth. Lightly drizzle the glaze between the two layers of cake and generously drizzle the glaze over the top of the third cake layer. If you're presenting it with the holiday garnish discussed in the note, make sure to remove the decorations before slicing and serving as they are not edible.
Chocolate-Espresso Buche de Noel

(This is really looks difficult, as you can tell by the directions, but read the notes and you will feel better)


Prep Time: 1 hour
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour, 30 minutes
Yield: One 13-inch log cake

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A chocolate almond sponge, filled with an espresso Swiss meringue buttercream, topped with a mocha frosting and dark chocolate 'bark'.
Ingredients:

For the Chocolate Sponge:
•3 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons all-purpose flour
•3 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons) almond flour/meal (Bob's Red Mill)
•2 tablespoons plus 1/2 teaspoon Dutch processed cocoa powder
•1/2 cup, about a little less than 3 eggs) whole eggs, see notes
•3 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons, about 3 yolks) egg yolks
•1/2 cup + 1 tablespoon) granulated sugar
•1 tablespoon + 2 1/2 teaspoons) granulated sugar
•74 grams egg whites (1/4 cup +1 tablespoon, less than 3 whites) -see notes
Swiss Meringue Buttercream:
•4 Egg whites (or 120g) If you have a scale, you can find the grams measurments
•1 1/2 tablespoons instant espresso powder
•1/2 cup sugar
•1/2 cup (packed) dark brown sugar
•3 sticks (12 ounces) unsalted butter, slightly cool and cut into 1 tablespoon chances
•1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
•pinch of salt
•2 ounces melted (good quality) milk chocolate of your choice,
The Bark:
•4 ounces semi-sweet chocolate, melted

Instructions:

For the Chocolate Sponge:

1.    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a half size sheet pan (18x13-inches, or slightly smaller) with a silpat or parchment paper. Note: I used a silpat and greased just the sides of the pan, and this worked incredibly well, much better than parchment paper. If using parchment, lightly grease.

2.    Using a large bowl, add in the all-purpose flour, then sift in the almond flour and then the cocoa powder. Whisk to combine.

3.    For the eggs: Whisk 3 large eggs to combine in a small bowl. Separate 3 large eggs.

4.    In the bowl of a stand mixer, add in 123grams of the whisked whole eggs (You may have some left over, you can save them for something else.), and the egg yolks (it worked out to 3 yolks). Add in the 111 grams of sugar into the bowl, and using the whisk attachment, mix on medium-low speed for about 1 minute until combined. Increase the speed to high and whip for about 7 to 10 minutes until the mixture has quadrupled in volume, is thick, and pale yellow. When the whisk is lifted the mixture should hold a ribbon for about 8 seconds. Transfer the mixture to a large bowl, about 5 quarts. (if you have another mixer bowl you can just keep it in there)

5.    In a clean mixer bowl, whip 74 grams of eggs whites (a little less than 3 whites, use from separated eggs from above) , on medium speed for about 1 minute, or until foamy. Lower the speed and slowly add in the 23 grams of sugar, then increase the speed to medium-high and whip for about 3 minutes, or until the whites are glossy with soft peaks.

6.    Fold the dry ingredients into the yolk mixture in 2 additions. Then fold in the egg whites in 2 additions. Pour the batter into the prepared pan, and using an offset spatula smooth out the batter in an even layer, being sure to get it into the corners.

7.    Bake the cake for 12 to 15 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, be sure not to over bake or the cake will crack while rolling!

8.    Let the cake cool in the pan on a cooling rack until cool. Sprinkle the top of the cake with granulated sugar, about 1 to 2 tablespoons. Lay a piece of parchment larger than the sheet pan on the counter. Gently run a knife around the edges of the pan and invert the cake onto the parchment, and then remove the parchment or silpat on the top. Use the cake right away and assemble as directed below. Alternatively, they cake can be wrapped in plastic wrap and kept at room temperature for 4 hours, in the fridge for 3 days, or frozen up to 2 weeks.

The Buttercream:

1.    In the clean bowl of a stand mixer, add in the egg whites, both sugars, and espresso powder. Gently whisk to combine. Set the bowl over a pot of simmering water, so that it is not submersed. Keep whisking the egg white mixture until the temperature reaches 160 degrees F, about 5 minutes. If you don't have a thermometer, you can check by rubbing some of the mixture between your fingers, you want all the sugar to be dissolved.

2.    Remove from the heat, and using your stand mixer, with the whip attachment, beat the mixture starting at slow speed, and gradually increasing to high speed. Beat the meringue for about 10 minutes, or until the bottom of the bowl is about room temperature.

3.    Switch to the paddle attachment, and on medium-low speed, slowly add in the butter, about 1 to 2 tablespoons at a time until each one is incorporated. The mixture may look a bit curdled half way through, but keep mixing and adding the butter, it will come together. Once all the butter is incorporated, the buttercream should be smooth and silky. Add in the salt

4.    and vanilla extract, and beat on medium-high speed for a few minutes to remove any air bubbles.

5.    Set aside about 1/2 of the buttercream in another bowl. Add the melted chocolate to remaining buttercream (in the stand mixer) and beat on medium speed until all the chocolate is incorporated. Set aside, this will be used to frost the cake.

The Chocolate Bark:

1.    Melt the chocolate in a bowl over a double boiler until the chocolate has melted. Lay a piece of wax paper on the counter about 12-inches long, and cut another one slightly longer. Pour the melted chocolate onto the shorter wax paper piece, and using an offset spatula, spread the chocolate in an even layer, leaving about a 1/2-inch border around the sides. Gently put the second piece of wax paper over top. Gently flip is over, and roll it up starting with the short end. You don't want to roll it too tight, but a diameter of about 1-inch is perfect. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours or overnight. You can also put in the freezer for about 30 minutes if you prefer to set it up faster.

Assembly:

1.    Lay out a piece of parchment paper on the counter, slightly longer than your sheet pan. Gently flip the sheet of cake onto the parchment. Evenly spread the reserved espresso icing onto the cake, leaving about a 1/2-inch on all sides. Using the parchment paper to help you, very gently roll the cake starting from the short side into a tight roll. It may crack just a little on the very first roll, that's okay, just keep going. Once done rolling, gently adjust the cake so that the seam side is down. Diagonally cut about 3/4 to 1-inch off both ends of the cake and reserve. Very gently transfer the cake to a cake platter, or serving dish.

2.    Using some of the chocolate icing, spread some on one or both of the cut pieces and affix them to the top of the cake to make it look like a branch. I only used one. Spread the icing on the cake, to the top, sides, front and back of the log, as well as the "branch". It doesn't have to be perfect.

3.    Remove the chocolate from the refrigerator, quickly unroll it. The chocolate will break.

4.    Workings quickly, with a small paring knife, add the pieces of 'bark' to the top of the cake filling it all up, leaving the ends with just icing.

5.    The cake can be refrigerated or at room temperature. Remove from the fridge at least 1 hour before serving.

Notes

·         Please read directions for the cake a few times before baking. I highly recommend using a scale for the cake as it will make it quicker and more accurate cake making. Like I said, it looks difficult, it is rather easy, you just have to pay attention to measurements and follow the directions.

·         For the cake- the egg measurements are weird but it works. Don’t mess around by adding more eggs than what the recipe says or you could end up with a subpar cake. For the whole eggs, I whisked together 3 whole eggs, then weighed out what I needed. Saved the rest for a future meal as not to waste. The egg yolks were exactly 3 yolks, and a little less than 3 whites for the egg white portion. The remaining whites were added to the leftover whole eggs for a future meal.

 
Christmas White Chocolate Cranberry Layer Cake

The Christmas White Chocolate Cranberry Cake With Sparkling Cranberries makes a 4 layer, 9" round cake. Prep about 2 hours, inactive up to 24 depending on how much you make ahead of time.

 

Ingredients:

The Cake
3⅓ cups cake flour
4 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
1 cup plus 2 Tbsp. unsalted butter, room temperature
2 cups granulated sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract or seeds from one vanilla bean
6 large egg whites
1 cup milk, room temperature (full fat NOT low or nonfat)
For the filling
3 cups fresh cranberries
⅔ granulated sugar
1  tsp ground cinnamon
½ tsp ground nutmeg
¼ tsp ground ginger
¼ tsp ground allspice
⅛ tsp ground cloves
1 cup cranberry jelly or preserves
¼ cup cranberry juice
The buttercream
6 large egg whites, room temperature
1 ½ cups granulated sugar
½ cup water
¼ tsp sea salt
8 ounces white chocolate, melted
1½ lbs. butter, cut into pieces, slightly cooler than room temperature
The sparkling cranberries
3 cups fresh cranberries
1 c water
½ c cranberry juice
1 ½ cup granulated sugar
1 cup organic evaporated cane syrup/juice ( larger granule sugar than regular sugar)
1 cup super fine sugar
Instructions:

The Cake

Preheat the oven to 350 degree F. Grease the bottom of two 9” cake pans with butter and line with parchment paper circles on the bottom only. Grease with butter again and lightly flour, tapping out any extra. In a medium bowl sift together the flour, salt and baking powder. Set aside In a bowl of a stand mixer, cream the butter on medium until light and fluffy. Add in the sugar and beat again for 2-3 minutes, scraping down the sides when necessary. Add in the egg whites in thirds, beating well between each addition. Add in the flour mixture alternating with the milk, ending with flour until it is barely incorporated. Add in the vanilla and mix on medium about 20 more seconds. Scrape down the sides and divide the mixture evenly amongst the cake pans. Bake for 30-35 min, rotating pans a about 20 minutes into baking, and test for doneness with a toothpick. Let the cakes cool in the pans for 10 minutes and then invert onto a cooling rack to cool for another hour. Wrap in plastic wrap and freeze until the cakes are very firm.

The filling

In a saucepan combine 2 cups of the cranberries along with the rest of the ingredients. Bring to a simmer and remove from the heat as soon as most of the cranberries have popped open. Add in the remaining cranberries and transfer the filling to an airtight container. Chill completely. The filling can be made several days ahead of time. Bring to room temperature before cake assembly

The buttercream

Place the egg whites in the bowl of a stand mixer and have the whisk attachment in place. In a high sided sauce pan combine the sugar, salt and water and place over medium-high head. Clip on a candy thermometer and stir the mixture until the sugar has dissolved. Stop stirring and bring the mixture to a boil. Once it gets to about 220 degrees turn the mixer on high to whip the egg whites to a stiff peak. Keep the mixer running but drop it to medium speed, and watch the temperature on the sugar mixture. Once it reaches 245 degree F remove the pan from the stove and carefully pour the syrup into the egg whites. Once it’s all in, bring the speed back up to high and whip for 5-7 minutes, or until the bowl feels cool to the touch. In the meantime heat the white chocolate in a microwave safe bowl until its melted. Let cool slightly. Once the mixer bowl is cool to the touch, add in the butter one tablespoon at a time, stopping to scrape down the sides when needed. Once all the butter is in and its fully incorporated, whip on high until the buttercream is light and fluffy. Add in the melted white chocolate and mix on medium until well combined. If frosting cake same day, leave the buttercream at room temperature. If not, transfer to an airtight container and keep refrigerated until ready to use. Bring the buttercream fully to room temperature and then mix on low to get it back to the right consistency.

The sugared cranberries

Rinse the fresh cranberries and pick out any mushy ones. Transfer to a bowl and set aside.
Combine the sugar, water, and cranberry juice in a saucepan over medium heat. Stir until the sugar is dissolved. Don’t bring to a boil. Once almost at a simmer remove from the heat and add the cranberries. Pour into an airtight container and immediately refrigerate at least 4 hours if not, overnight. The longer the better the chance of the sugar sticking. Once they are ready, drain the cranberries reserving the simple syrup, and toss the cranberries with the organic or larger grained sugar. Let dry for an hour and then toss again in a smaller grained sugar and let dry completely. These can be made up to two days ahead of time

The Cake assembly

1.Take the frozen cakes and let thaw slightly. Cut each cake in half so you have 4 equal cake rounds. Place one with cut side up on a cake plate or stand .Lightly brush the top of the cake with reserved simple syrup from the sugared cranberries. Spread on a thin layer of buttercream, about ⅔ c, and top with some of the cranberry filling. If you want to pipe a ring around the cake edges to keep the filling from spilling out the sides, use a pastry bag with a small, ¼ “ round pastry tip and pipe a circle around the edges. Repeat with remaining layers ending with the last layer on top, bottom side up. Brush the last layer with the cranberry simple syrup.

2.Spread on a thin coat of the buttercream icing to seal in the crumbs. Chill until it is set. Once it is chilled, finish frosting with the rest of the buttercream, smoothing as best as you can. Top with the sugared cranberries and place them around the bottom of the cake. Chill again until ready to serve. Cut the cake when cold with a hot, sharp knife. Serve the cake at room temperature.

Hazelnut Panna Cotta With A Honey Cocoa Glaze

Ingredients:

Hazelnut Panna Cotta
·         1 and 1/2 cups heavy cream
·         1 cup plus 1 tablespoon whole milk
·         1/2 cup light brown sugar
·         3 tablespoons water
·         1/4 cup Frangelico hazelnut liquor
·         1 teaspoon vanilla extract
·         1 & 1/2 packets gelatin
Raw Honey Cocoa Glaze
·         1/3 cup raw honey
·         1 tablespoon raw cocoa powder
Toasted Hazelnut Topping
·         1/4 cup crushed hazelnuts
·         generous pinch salt
Directions:

1.    To make the panna cotta, whisk together the gelatin, water, vanilla extract, and Frangelico in a small bowl and set aside. Bring the cream, milk, and sugar to a boil over medium heat and then lower the heat to a simmer and cook for 3 minutes or until all the sugar has dissolved, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and whisk in the gelatin mixture until completely smooth. The gelatin might have gotten chunky while it was sitting out but it should dissolve completely when exposed to the warm liquid and mix in smoothly. Pour the mixture into (3) 1-cup capacity ramekins or (1) 3-cup capacity miniature Bundt pan and refrigerate overnight.

2.    While the panna cotta is setting, you can get to toasting the hazelnuts & making the glaze. Preheat the oven to oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Place the hazelnuts in a metal baking dish in an even flat layer and sprinkle with salt. Roast in the oven for 10 minutes, or until the nuts have darkened slightly and are aromatic. Remove and allow to cool completely.

3.    To make the glaze, whisk together the honey and cocoa powder until blended and set aside.

4.    Once the panna cotta is set, dip the pan in hot water (do not submerge it, of course, just dip it in up until about 1 inch away from the top) for 10-20 seconds and then flip it over onto the serving surface. If it doesn't unmold right away, dip the pan in the hot water for a longer period of time. Once it unmolds, drizzle the honey glaze over the top and sprinkle with the toasted hazelnuts. Serve immediately and refrigerate any leftovers.

The Rest of the recipes will just have pictures
with links to the recipes.

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and sugared cranberries


 


 
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Black Forest Pavlova With Espresso Cream


 

Affogato Cake


 


Chocolate Swirl Meringue


 


Eggnog Cake With Pink Marshmallow Frosting


 



Lemon-and-Orange-Glazed Pound Cake


 

Tiramisu Cake

 
 
Well, what do you think...I think I lost about 20 lbs.  What a way to lose weight, and enjoy it at the same time.  What do you think?
 

 

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